This is why I do the reading to the kids around here...

Ok, so I went up to wake Donald up. Elijah comes in and brings this book with him. Now, this is currently Elijah's favorite book, so we've read it about 642 time in recent past. (keep in mind each page has a character and a simple statement involving a color i.e., ''Lofty lifts blue pipes'') The following is Donalds rendition.

Wendy has a purple eye.

Bob hit her with a brown bat.

There will be no more line dancing for those two.

I should add here that Donald has always asserted that Bob and Wendy have way more than a business relationship...the episode where they go line dancing only fed his theory. ROTFLOL

I"m sorry but it took me about 5 minutes to recover from laughing.

[edited to add: I feel like I should clarify that I in no way think domestic violence is funny.